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Heres more recent gossip stuff i picked up during my lunch hours that i wish to share both the gossip and my two cents on it.


[ SECTION 1: R.PATZ aka My God ]

Robert Pattinson Attacked By Pack Of Cougars
“Look out tweens, they’re fully developed, experienced, and they’ve got the hots for R. Pat real bad.”

• HAHAHAHAH this made me laugh so hard.

““Rob Pattinson is a sex symbol,” said Daniel Radcliffe. “Rob Pattinson is a genuine sexy guy. He’s got the height. If girls like short and nerdy, then I’m a sex symbol!”

• Yesh. Yesh he is. sighs

• Taylor Lautner. Jacob Black. You have officially won my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  

[ SECTION 2: Channing Tatum, mister hot gangster underwear model ]

Channing Tatum is MARRIED.

• I'm sure this broke MANY girls (and guys) hearts. But hey, if someone so hot is married- it just means its COOOL to get married. Yes yes? Hahaha

“I don’t care. If they don’t like me because I voted for Obama, then f— them. I like horses and I like Obama. Nothin’ wrong with hat.” - Channing Tatum to GQ Magazine

• horses?!?! correlation to obama?!?! PWHAHAHAHAHA not only is he hot, hes also funny.

[ SECTION 3: JON & HIS EX KATE minus THE CUTE EIGHT ]

“Jon Gosselin is engaged to Hailey Glassman (22), his girlfriend of two months. “

• Ohmyefffing geeee. Is that even legal when he isnt even SEPARATED from Kate yet?? That’s FREAKING CRAZYYY. And the kids are growing up so fast. Sniff. Probably because of the divorce. Sniff sniff.

“Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend Hailey Glassman apparently “is not a fan of fat people” "

• BITCH. I swear im starting to be mad annoyed with all the gossip features on Jon (& his ex Kate) and this new gf of his. They're both big douche bags. I hope the children doesn’t have to call this new douche bag mama #2

UPDATED: Jon Gosselin is now dating Tabloid Reporter, Kate Major just five days after they were first photographed together.

• WTF. thats all i gotta say. what the efffff. First hes engaged now hes not? Now hes dating a reporter name KATE? Pwahhaah irony's a bitch.
  

[ SECTION 4: misc. ]

Original Article link: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/07/21/alice-in-wonderland-teaser-trailer/

• To summarize the article, go on facebook and become a fan of either the Mad Hatter, Red Queen or White Queen and the page that has the most fans, Disney will release a movie trailer about them. Craziness. Vote vote. I wanna see a Mad hatter trailer! Even though its pretty obvious Johnny Depp is going to win (13,200 fans vs. 2909 vs 2426)
  

• She (Jennifer Aniston) is HOT. She may be no Megan Fox but shes SEXYYY elegant and classy. I want to look that hot when im forty.

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Okay im done. All courtesy of just jar-ed (pwahahha) dot com.
Also! Comic Con 2009 in SanDiego seems SO exciting this year. i wish i was able to go.