Pervert in the PATH

Everybody knows what the PATH is right? It's Toronto's underground shopping complex of connecting tunnels from various large office towers in the downtown area. Apparently its the world's largest underground shopping complex in the world according the Guinness World Records. Anyways, I've been working dt at the CIBC building so i am there exploring the tunnels frequently during my lunch hour for new shops, food and men in sexy suits.

You know what it also contains? FUCKING PERVERTS.

Yup. My story begins.

I was on my lunch break and i BELIEVE......i was in the BMO/TD building concourse area (where the LCBO, the Gap is to all those that work dt) and i kind of stepped aside to think about where i wanted to eat and to also to obviously pin on my blueberry (i didnt want to impose on the fast walking traffic). Anyways, looking down, not paying attention, msging away when the next thing you know. Someone fucking grabs my ass.

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Yeah. Not a pat. Not a brush-by. A full-force, grab/squeeze-a-chunk-of-your-ass-cheek-during-heavy-duty-make-out-sessions-by-your-lover's-entire-fucking-hand kind of grab.

Initial thought. Someone I know. Turn around. See no one. Only see lots of people walking off looking like they are doing something important. Next thought, well, not really thought, next FEELING- shock.

Holy mother fuck!!!!!! What the shit is that?!?!?! I was PISSSED beyond belief because i didnt see the motherfucker that grabbed me and completely SHOCKED out of my effing mind. That's Sexual Harassment RIGHT THEREEEEE. Holey moley. Yo if i saw that fucking bastards face i would have chased after him and fucking chopped his hands off and THEN call the fucking police to fucking throw his sorry perverted asshole in jail. I cannnot believe i didnt see who it was. FUCKERY. It's several hours after and i am STILL shocked at what happened.

Obviously i cant do a single fucking thing now but this teaches me two things:

1. Ladies- watch your back. An ass grab is honestly nothing to me (not implying l'll let anyone grab my bum but its seriously a big meeh to me) but it only shows that anything can happen when you aren't paying attention.
2. To STOP being such a bbm addict. If i can get sexually harassed in broad, artificial daylight with hundreds of people around me and the bastard can get away with it- imagine at night or when you're walking on the streets alone and not paying attention to your surrounding. You either get hit by a car or get hit with something worst by someone and then you know what the far worst can happen after you've been knocked out. Just saying.

I hope that son of a bitch rots in hell.