It was probably a lot less horny."
Couldn't have said it better myself.
2nd Place- i would let diego maradona snort coke off my tits any time he wanted to
LOL ew he's so fat and old (He is the Argentina Head Coach) but the confession is SO FUNNY LOL
3rd Place- Wayne Rooney, I have never in my life wanted to !@#$ someone so badly. I need it. I want to grab onto the little hair you have left while you do me wildly. I want to hold on to those pale milky white thighs and never ever let go. I need you wayne rooney. I dont care if england is dissapointed in you, you can come live on my bed any day.
HAHAHAHHA "....want to grab onto the little hair you have left" and " pale milky white thigh" HAHAHAH
Courtesy of http://worldcupsexualfrustration.tumblr.com
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPAIN AND BRAZIL! HAHA!
PS. I have an ACTUAL "entry" typed up for people to read and its saved in drafts.
Publishing it soon once its complete.....
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