The most important thing I realized is that painful breakups, unrequited love, shitty jobs and the like help us to BUILD CHARACTER and that no matter how bad it feels, we are much better off because of it. Sometimes you have to stand alone to make sure you can. Forget what you want to remember what you deserve.You may not end up where you thought you'd be, but you'll always end up where you were meant to be. You can either let these bad things, define you, destroy you or strengthen you. Fight through it like a warrior. Greater things are to come.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Curses of the World Cup (& large Pic spam again)

Football Photographers are serious eh.

I don't even remember what day into the tournament we are into but ive seriously come to several conclusions. One of them being that there is some crazy curse cast on the hot guys of FIFA (1), the coaches of the "champion" teams (2) and the heavy contender teams in general (3).

Actually with (3), A and I believe that its most likely because the European teams thought that they are so awesome that they actually don't need to practice as hard as the smaller country teams. There is also the possibly that since a lot of these men actually play for other teams (for Club Football during the year) and not for their home country, this might be the first time theyve played together in a large tournamen thus the absolute lack of team coordination and bromance. Also since they're all big-shots, they're really just playing for themselves and feel the need to show off what they are capable of on the "world stage" instead of working TOGETHER to crush their opponent. Sadly, England is a good example of this. The men clearly do not like working with "each other" (British Pride!?!? WHO KNOWS) and we have Rooney, the crazy swearing, striking bull that hasnt scored any goals!!! Sighs. How i wish Owen and Beckham was still playing. Games would be so much more magnificent.

As for the (2), the coaches for these champion teams must be on crack and blowing some crazyyyy S.Africa herbs because so far- their GAME PLAY/TACTICS SUCK SHIT. Especially the French team. Omg i don't even want to get into a rant about how ridiculous the french team. From inner BOYCOTTING (refer to my hot men rant in a bit) to refusing to practice to potentially not showing up for tomorrow's game against RSA, their team director quitting, expulsion of one of their strikers??! It's a freaking joke.

And the curse on the hot men. Sighs. Where to begin.

1. The Boycott of the Golden Boy

Basically there's a zillion rumors surrounding how the French team refuses to eat and practice with Yoan Gourcuff (The crazy fool coach admitted to this!!)

"They don’t like him because he is not like them, he doesn’t like to go to the clubs, he listens to opera music, he comes from Britanny while most other players come from poor quarters, and he doesn’t go to prostitutes like the others, his mother is a teacher etc….He is a nice guy, that is the problem."

i stole that quote from A's rant about the idiotic French team. What the eff?!?!? Who the hell says that. DOUCHES!!! The entire team are douches!!!!

& then he sits as a substitute during their 2nd game? Really now? The coach is a crazy fool!!! Putting away one of their best midfield strikers!!! HELLO. He's a MIDFIELD striker for a reason!!! You know. He strikes QUITE WELL from like 70m+ away from the goal?!?! Omg he needs a good headbutt to the face from Zidane. Gourcouff needs to pack his bags and leave and forget about even including "Playing for the FIFA 10' France team" on his resume because the team is a bunch of clowns. It makes me SO angry thinking about this. France deserves this humiliation.

2. Kaka & the Red Card

(There was seriously something crazy hot about the men on the Brazil team wearing Assassin-like black gloves while playing their first game. It was UBER sexy. )

Actually, this tops my list of things im pissed about. Even though yesterday's Brazil vs. Ivory Coast game was one of the best games played to date (the other one being Brazil vs. N.Korea) but also the one that made me the most furious! I was not at home when it happened but the moment when Kaka got the red card, a tsunami wave of texts and msgs came pouring my way. (I'm sorry K, it mustve been really annoying lol ). And it was just plainnnnnn cursing from that point on. Even after rewatching the game last night, i noticed that he was pushed and on his ass so many times throughout the 90 minutes that i lost count after 13 falls. ARGH. It was definitely not his game. My heart BROKE when he was forced to leave the field in the middle of the game. His face (and fans!!!!) were shocked beyond belief. My god words cannot described the anger i felt. Bright side was his on-screen time was excellent (it was like the KAKA game haha). That said, he's going to be absent from the Brazil vs. Portugal game......which is such fukking BS.

3. Torres not on his game

( Mesmerized by tattoos....
i hate men with tattoos. i think its OOOGLY. but i completely change my mind now. It is mad hot.)

Alright so after those two devastating things, i was SURE during today's Spain vs Honduras game Torres was going to be swept away by a magical wind or something. SOMETHING was going to happen to him!!! Pretty much the entire game, he missed every fucking shot. It was too sad to watch him try and fail, try and fail, try and fail!!!!!!!!! This guy is FAMOUS for striking and i just could not believe the multiple failed attempts. It got to a point where i think the Spain coach got fed up and 20 minutes before the game was over, he was benched. BIG SIGHS. Another one benched. I was/am so disappointed. His struggle to score made my heart whimper a bit. He clearly looked so sad and angry at himself for not doing his best.

Look at all this!!!!!!!!!!! These super, skilled, sexy, sweaty players are being benched/suspended!!!! A CURSE!!!! It must be those annoying buzzing horns!!! Or some crazy, black magic air the men are breathing!!!!!!!!!!

YARRRRRRR. & thats MY crazy rant and pic spam haha. I really just need ENGLAND to make it to Round 2. Is that too much to ask?!?!?

Ok sleep time OUTS.



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